Sports and hot women…Is there anything better than this? Of course with hot being the key word…Otherwise if she’s not hot at first, just keep making out with your favorite adult beverage until that’s the case! Well, I suppose if you’re one Hugh Hefner, life’s better. Or if one is lucky enough to have the opportunity of having some tasteful Playboy eye candy all to his own evoking in some strenuous bed workouts with regularity with Miss, (who cares what month and year…just nothing before 1968, at least for me anyway) then my guess is that you can seemingly give a shit about these tough economic times this country’s going through...And, well, who can blame you!
Nevertheless, for us Joe Six Pack’s out there…The reality is that we’ll end up with a constant from the Betty Buttaface Beauty Pageant. And we’re alright with that, (not thrilled, but alright) it’s just how life goes…With fully accepting that fact! Doesn’t mean we wouldn’t trade in our ball-n-chain at a moments notice for those who are fortunate enough to wear the little bunny ears on their heads while actually being able to not only wear a bunny outfit, but look damn good in the process, (again, that being the key).
So on this being Super Bowl week…When all the eyes are on the sports landscape, Playboy has asked a very difficult question! Even more difficult to answer what happened to Barrett Robins on the eve of Super Bowl XXXVII, (that’s 37 for all you non roman numeral comprehenders)…Or, where in the F*** did Thurman Thomas’s helmet go in Super Bowl XXVI, (again, that’s 26). Even more difficult than the questions that Eugene Robinson had going through his melon on the eve of Super Bowl XXXIII, (33) trying to get in a bed workout too. Oops, in that case…Just too bad it was an undercover officer. I wonder what hurts more…Losing the Super Bowl or getting busted for trying to pick up an undercover officer on the corner or Suck & Fukc?
Nevertheless, Playboy’s asking a tough question…Who’s America’s Sexiest Sportscaster? Now these types of polls are like assholes…Everybody has them. Although as sports fans, we vote in every one of them, and love it. Whether it’s sportscasters, females in sports, or just women in general. Why? Simply because we salivate like an Old English Sheepdog over sports and good looking women…Without either or, think how bad life would suck! We’re always intrigued by the results of them…
http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/sexiest-sportscaster-2009/
Okay, after seeing the list, I’m pretty sure we all know who’s going to reign supreme here, it would appear that four of the constants are the 0-16 Detroit Lions going up against the New England Patriots of a year ago B.S.B.X.L.I.I., (that’s Before Super Bowl XLII). Then again if the Arizona Cardinals can make a cameo appearance in the Super Bowl and an African-American, (half I might add) be living in the White House…Then, well, any damn thing is possible.
My Fav Five looks this way…
Erin Andrews
Molly Sullivan – GO REBELS
Bonnie Bernstein
Charissa Thompson
Lauren Shehadi
I wonder which one(s) Charles Barkley would run a red light for? Have it be known, I’d run red lights for all five…I show no discrimination!
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I like MS to pull the upset on this year's championship title.
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