Super Bowl Sunday…Sports grandest day of the year! It also signifies sports gloomiest day of the year! As Kurt Warner’s fumble solidified that Steel City Beer would now have a complete six pack…Sending "The Burgh" into a celebration frenzy which consisted of smashing windows, body slamming cars, and burning couches, (and they think they’re unlike West Virginians) the typical "We are Champions" ceremonial festivities. All the while peeps in Arizona, along with the rest of us suddenly felt like Willis McGahee after Ryan Clark got a hold of him, (yeah, you feel me, but damn Ryan) with a big douse of a giant depression setting in, (or if it hasn’t yet, believe me it will).
Every year, no matter who’s playing in the Super Bowl, Super Bowl Sunday is like no other. For those 60 minutes it’s an event that attracts everybody…Sports fans and non sports fans, (gees, imagine how bad their lives suck) go ape shit for this event. No one other event has the capacity to have this significant effect. And when it’s over, the non sports fans make like a groundhog and go back in their hole, to their boring ass life for another year, until the following one where once again they come out to see their shadow! For us who live and breath sports we usually have to go on a health diet of Xanax, Lexapro, Celexa, Paxil, Zoloft, Zyban, Effexo, Remeron combined with making out with Grey Goose, Jack Daniels, Crown Royal, Jim Beem, Captain Morgan, Patron, etc. (or whatever poison you choose to put on your lizard lips). We all do it on a yearly basis and it does the trick…It gets us to mid-July without any problems or side affects. Although every April we sometimes get fooled and think we can come off this treatment…Only to set ourselves back!
So yes, we’ve currently entered what’s known as "sports depression state syndrome"…A common yearly occurrence! There’s going to be massive runs on all the ingredients listed above over the next few days resembling that of the Chicken Wing Shortage last week, but not to worry…Stay strong because help is on the way, just don’t know when.
However, in the mean time I’m looking for a quick fix too until I can begin my process of once again beating this syndrome with the meds. And I believe I’ve have the recipe. I finally found some excellent usage to the very annoying Britney Spears Womanizer song…Thanks in large part to Leryn Franco’s assistance, (yes, the same Olympic javelin thrower) God bless her for helping all suffering from "sports depression state syndrome" for the next 3:27… !
What a Womanizer…I think? Leryn Franco is some fukcing great medicine! THANK YOU LERYN!
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